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Getting things done too quickly?
Simple tasks that stay simple?
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70%
Inefficiency
The Hidden Costs of Efficiency
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Finishing work early leads to more work assignments
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Success breeds dangerous responsibility
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Colleagues start depending on your reliability
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Simple solutions make you look suspiciously competent
Now every task becomes an epic journey of beautiful complexity
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"5 stars for achieving 0 productivity!"
"Featured in: Forbes (Worst Apps of 2024)"
"10,000+ Professionals Successfully Avoiding Work"
Transform simple tasks into complex nightmares. Turn 5-minute jobs into week-long projects. Join thousands of professionals who've perfected the art of productive procrastination.
Meeting Mania Module
Never Have A Free Moment Again
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Auto Meeting Generator - Transforms any topic into 3-hour strategic sessions
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Stakeholder Overflow - Invites 23+ people to discuss ordering lunch
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Meeting Inception - Creates meetings about planning your meetings
Task Complexifier 3000
Making Molehills Into Mountains
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Everyday Chaos Engine - Explodes "buy milk" into 8 strategic initiatives
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Dependency Web Creator - Makes every task require 12 pre-tasks
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Mundane Amplifier - Turns "make coffee" into 47-step optimization process
Notification Overlord
Peace of Mind Is Overrated
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Meta-Notification Intelligence - Sends notifications about your notifications
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Anxiety Predictor - Warns about stressful messages 17 minutes early
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Silent Guilt Maximizer - Tracks ignored notifications with shame metrics
MeetingMania Module
Task Complexifier 3000
Notification Overlord
Finally! A Productivity App That Gets Nothing Done
Complete with 3000+ pointless integrations
Maximize your busy-ness, minimize your results
Support
Support is available – for those brave enough to venture into our chaos.
Phone Calls
UnDone can call 23 people about your lunch order
Set reminder to order lunch for the team
OK, I scheduled a Team Lunch Procurement Strategy Meeting
Invited: Monday 30/09 - 11 a.m.
HR, Budget committee, Dietary specialist, Restaurant manager, and all 47 team members
unDoNe
Just Chaos
Voice Commands
Talk to your schedule destroyer
Just say it - UnDone complicates it
Daily Briefings & Reminders
UnDone keeps you behind with daily confusion and panic
Finally! A Productivity App That Gets Nothing Done
Complete with 3000+ pointless integrations
Maximize your busy-ness, minimize your results
Support
Support is available – for those brave enough to venture into our chaos.
Voice Commands
Talk to your schedule destroyer
Just say it - UnDone complicates it
Set reminder to order lunch for the team
OK, I scheduled a Team Lunch Procurement Strategy Meeting
Invited: Monday 30/09 - 11 a.m.
HR, Budget committee, Dietary specialist, Restaurant manager, and all 47 team members
unDoNe
Just Chaos
Phone Calls
UnDone can call 23 people about your lunch order
Briefings & Reminders
UnDone keeps you behind with daily confusion and panic
We developed the Task Complexifier as the ultimate solution for people who find their tasks suspiciously simple. This intelligent module analyzes your basic requests and transforms them into comprehensive multi-step processes.
Can you set a reminder for me to go grocery shopping this weekend? I need to pick up ingredients for Sunday dinner with the family
Hey, can you remind me about my daughter's ballet recital this Saturday afternoon? It's at 3 PM at the community center and I really don't want to forget or be late since she's been practicing for months
Everyday Life Chaos Engine
Transform your simplest requests into comprehensive project plans:
Try some real examples with the buttons on the left.
Reminder set! I've optimized this into 5 critical phases:
1. Pre-shopping market research and competitive analysis
2. Parking lot feng shui optimization assessment
3. Shopping cart wheel alignment and performance testing
4.Cashier interaction social dynamics preparation
5. Bag selection environmental impact evaluation
Reminder set! I've optimized this into 5 critical phases
1. Pre-event parking logistics - Venue accessibility study and route planning
2. Optimal seating position analysis - Sightline calculations and evaluation
3. Applause protocol - Parent etiquette and clapping technique optimization
4. Social interaction management with other parents - Small-talk preparation
5. Emotional impact preparation - Recording rewatch readiness protocol
...waiting for user input.
Task Complexifier 3000
Everyday Life Chaos Engine
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Everyday Chaos Engine - Explodes "buy milk" into 8 strategic initiatives
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Dependency Web Creator - Makes every task require 12 pre-tasks
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Mundane Amplifier - Turns "make coffee" into a 15-steps optimization process
We're not just thinking outside the box - we're making the box have 47 meetings about whether it should exist!
We're not just thinking outside the box - we're making the box have 47 meetings about whether it should exist!
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Where every task becomes an
epic journey of beautiful complexity
Generating
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User Reviews: Peaking at Inefficiency
"I used to finish work by 3 PM. Now I can't even finish reading my task list by 5 PM. Finally, I look busy and important! My stress levels have never been higher - I'm thriving!"
Amanda F., Recovering Productivity Addict
"Wait, is this satire? I actually tried to use this and ended up having 23 meetings about buying milk. My grocery budget now requires board approval and a environmental impact study."
Confused Chris K., Accidental User
"The Task Complexifier helped me turn 'water my plants' into a 23-step agricultural management system with environmental impact assessments. My plants died, but my project management skills reached theoretical maximum!"
David R., Former Plant Owner, Current Process Expert
"Thanks to MeetingMania, I now have meetings about why my previous meetings were ineffective at scheduling better meetings. I'm booked solid through next fiscal year and couldn't be more unproductive!"
Jennifer L., Professional Meeting Attendee
"I wanted to organize my desk drawer. UnDone turned it into a 6-month workspace optimization initiative with quarterly stakeholder reviews. I haven't seen my desk since January, but the documentation is beautiful."
Marcus T., Senior Organizer & Desk Avoider
Now every task becomes an epic journey of beautiful complexity
Notification Overlord
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We developed Notification Overlord as the ultimate solution for people who experience uncomfortable moments of peace and quiet. This intelligent module monitors your notification levels and generates additional alerts, reminders, and meta-notifications to maintain optimal anxiety levels.
Meta-Notification Intelligence - Sends notifications about your notifications
Anxiety Predictor - Scans incoming messages for stress triggers
Silent Guilt Maximizer - Tracks ignored notifications with shame metrics
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Inbox
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Funny Meme
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Gossip group
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Incoming email from boss detected - prepare for panic
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Notification Overlord
Because Peace of Mind Is Overrated
Innovative Disruption Awaits
Built on cutting-edge technology, The UnDone website employs Velo and Wix Studio to create seamless chaos and delightful distraction.
30-Day Guarantee:
Get anything done? We'll refund and apologize for our failure.
Also Available From .UnDone
ProcrastiMate AI
Intelligent Distraction Engine
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Perfect timing for maximum task avoidance
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Learns your weaknesses and exploits them professionally
ProcrastiPoints Economy
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Earn rewards for expert-level procrastination
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Leaderboards to compete with other master avoiders
Creative Excuse Generator
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AI-powered justifications for everything
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Customized by situation and audience formality level
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We developed MeetingMania as the ultimate solution for people who have dangerously empty calendars. This intelligent module analyzes any simple request and automatically generates strategic meetings with relevant stakeholders to ensure proper discussion and alignment.
Meeting Mania Module
Never Have A Free Moment Again
Invited: Monday 30/09 - 11 a.m.
HR, Budget committee, Dietary specialist, Restaurant manager, and all 47 team members
Just a hole, move along
You found the only honest section on this AI productivity parody.
This nightmare proves Fennec Group has humor and can build anything just from an idea. We had a good laugh making this mess - we hope you did too, if not you just wasted:
Creativity at its best.
1:23 Min.
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Starter Chaos
FREE FOREVER
Perfect for procrastination beginners
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Up to 50 sub-tasks per simple task
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10 pointless meetings per week
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Basic notification overwhelm (50 per day)
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Standard existential dread features
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Community support (good luck getting help)
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Professional Chaos - $29/month
MOST POPULAR - Includes ProcrastiMate AI FREE!
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UNLIMITED task multiplication
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Advanced meeting inception technology
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Premium notification anxiety features
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24/7 productivity sabotage support
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Priority chaos escalation
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Enterprise Chaos - $99/month
Corporate-grade inefficiency
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Multi-department chaos coordination
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C-suite meeting bombardment protocols
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Company-wide efficiency elimination
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AI-powered interdepartmental confusion
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Dedicated Chaos Success Manager
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